Okay, you can do it. Just take your hand off the red button. Remember the last time you were feeling all cranky and started fiddling around with that thing? Remember how scary that was? Remember how upset everyone got? We don’t want to go through that again, now do we? So be a good boy and take your hand off the button. Hey, I got a great idea! Why don’t you come over here and look out the window with me? Wow, you can see how large your inauguration crowd was, right from here! It was huge! Biggest ever, right? So come on, take your hand off the button and come over here and tell me about how huge that crowd was. It was the biggest ever, right? Come on…